The Fabulous Lives of the Hillington Sisters - Chapter 1

Bro this screams “I’m falling to my death, but let’s go back to 12 years to explain how it was my fifth cousin-twice removed- on my grandfather’s side, was the one who sold a bad goat to this farmer, who’s daughter was bite by the goat, so now her brother wants revenge, and he hired a guy to date me, then push me of a building, but a bird caught me cause-“